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I feel sick to my stomach.
I think I just messed everything up.
No turning back now.
Let me tell you my fucked up Twitter story.
Ok, I have a Twitter. Cool, w/e.
SO you know how Wikipedia was doin it’s strike against SOPA?
Well, I thought I’d be funny and send a sarcastic tweet:
“Hey Wikipedia, you wanna not black out the day I need you? What do you have against soap.”
IT WAS A JOKE.
Well, people did think it was funny or sarcastic.
They thought I was being fucking serious.
I LITERALLY got over 60 replies in one day saying how
Stupid, retarded, blonde, uneducated, and silly I am.
So I’m like:
So I was like w/e.
BUT PEOPLE DIDN’T STOP.
Now they’re saying shit like,
“I can’t tell if this girl is making a joke or is just retarded.
Wait, she’s from Utah? Oh yeah she’s retarded.”
I’m like
I AM FROM CALIFORNIA.
And, my twitter name is ohhaayjessca,
But my real name is Jessica.
So this guy was like,
“Learn how to spell your name.”
I’m like, k asshole, sorry I like to spell my name the way people pronounce it.
AND WHO THE FUCK CARES ANYWAY ITS A USERNAME.
Good fuck I hate people.
THIS
So I’m texting this kid, and he’s talking about how he just bought
compression shorts.
Apparently they “keep everything in.”
Naturally, I thought that was hillarious.
Then, I hear my parents walk in having a conversation.
All I hear is my mom saying,
“BONER. It’s a boner! An erect penis! What did you think it was?!”
So now I’m just dying.
I love this moment.
Ugh.
I’m pretty sure everyone has that one guy
That they just can’t get over.
UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.
I don’t want to like him anymore.
Cuz it’s not going to go ANYWHERE.
It kinda makes me sad just talking to him
And knowing we won’t ever be together again.
Fuck my life.
